The Fabulous life of Fatties

X-FACTOR

2006-06-28T20:33:38Z

i know i said i would never use this again,

but SOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,

next week i'm doing the x-factor, so shitten them

i'm really dreading it, haven't even got a song yet

b_saucy @ 2006-06-19T18:44:00

2006-06-19T17:45:03Z

BYE BYE LIVEJOURNAL, AS OF NOW I WILL NOT BE USING THIS AGAIN.

b_saucy @ 2006-06-12T21:41:00

2006-06-12T20:43:21Z

SOOOO TIRED
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS NOT FAIR
LOL
CAN'T DEAL WIT THE TIREDNESS
Y?????
LOL OJ
loving work but i start tooo early

b_saucy @ 2006-06-03T13:33:00

2006-06-03T12:34:51Z

Take my advice,
NEVER
NEVER
DRINK
I'm soooooooo ILL

b_saucy @ 2006-05-21T17:28:00

2006-05-21T16:34:16Z

It all begins tomorrow,
i start my new job,
and i have to get up at 5am to start at 7,
i will be like a sack of shit for like 3 weeks,
so bear wit me,
had a brill nite last nite at me and rosies birthday party,
twas very cool, everyone was there.
Thank you

b_saucy @ 2006-05-14T00:35:00

2006-05-13T23:37:30Z

For the first time in Big Brother history, a member of the public will be chosen at random for the unique chance to become a housemate in this year's Big Brother house, that is if they are lucky enough to find a special golden ticket hidden inside a chocolate bar.

Running up to the launch of Big Brother 7, via a huge logistical operation, special KitKat bars will be distributed amongst up to 40,000 retail outlets nationwide ranging from the major Supermarkets to local convenience stores, newsagents and confectionery kiosks in train stations.

Stringent security measures have been put in place to protect the operation of competition. This morning*under the watch of an independent security team, Big Brother will hand over the prized tickets for delivery to a secret location where they will be inserted into the bars.

100 golden tickets will be placed into KitKat four-finger single bars and Kit Kat Chunky single bars for distribution across the country. The lucky winners of these tickets, having passed the programme's prerequisite and thorough background checks, will be invited to pack their bags, say goodbye to their loved ones and head down to the Big Brother studios for a special live TV broadcast where one of the lucky ticketholders will then be chosen at random to enter the house.

Earlier this year, open auditions held across the UK attracted a record 25,000 contestants to apply but producers of the Channel 4 show hope that the golden ticket initiative will attract the interest of a wider range of people.

The golden ticket competition opens at 10.30pm on Thursday 18th May and is available in 24hr stores and from opening time for other retailers on Friday 19th May. The competition closes on Friday 2nd June at 10.20pm.

On discovering a golden ticket, each of which are printed with a unique security coding, purchasers will have to ring a special 24-hour telephone hotline number for their chance to land a place in the Big Brother House.

Click here for the advert

b_saucy @ 2006-05-12T00:35:00

2006-05-11T23:36:17Z

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Religious	\|\|\|\|	16%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Physical Fitness	\|\|	10%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%

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b_saucy @ 2006-05-06T22:08:00

2006-05-06T21:09:40Z

Where's the penis??

b_saucy @ 2006-05-06T16:08:00

2006-05-06T15:16:14Z

I got a phone call on this holy sabbath day, from shella (rosemarys mummy) she's crying down the phone, in a real state, saying that rosemary had falling down the stairs, i was trying to stay calm, telling her to take deep breaths and stay calm, i was shaking and THEN i heard the laughter of the dead woman herself on the phone the EVIL BASTARDS, i forgive shella, but not rosemary, i'm still shaking.

b_saucy @ 2006-05-05T14:49:00

2006-05-05T13:50:11Z

Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

b_saucy @ 2006-05-04T14:33:00

2006-05-04T13:38:12Z

Went into town today, it took me an hour to find the place i was ment to go, i walked passed it three times, i went in and i was soaked, so i was dripping all over the birth certificate forms :-(, then i went to castle court to find a photo booth, i couldn't, so i went to get a taxi and there was a booth :-), i got the photos and i look like i'm scared and close to tears, by this stage i think i was.

b_saucy @ 2006-04-27T19:07:00

2006-04-27T18:08:51Z

I'M GOING TO MALAGA YAAY

b_saucy @ 2006-04-17T13:22:00

2006-04-17T12:22:49Z

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Extremely High
Dysthymia:	High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia:	Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
Take the Depression Test

b_saucy @ 2006-04-06T19:06:00

2006-04-06T18:06:53Z

Just feeling really depressed today, it'll pass, just thinking about this time last year and how different it was, not better but different, i wish somethings hadn't changed but they have, still can't stop ya wishing

b_saucy @ 2006-04-02T17:30:00

2006-04-02T16:37:34Z

I've always known i was colour blind, but today i did some online tests, and i proved this correct

http://colorvisiontesting.com/online%20test.htm

Try it.

b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T16:18:00

2006-04-01T15:17:57Z

O Those Crazy LJ Friends by RickJamesBitch4
Username
Wants To Play Handball...IN YOUR PANTS	loveheartbaby
Wants To See Your Mom In Drag	burning_on_4u
Wants To BE Your Mom	cherryscented__
Wants To Be You	laughsangiggles
Wishes You Were Gay	kurisukun
Masturbates To You	tiaras_tantrums
Stalks You All Day	loveheartbaby
Will Steal Your Car In 4 Years	cherryscented__
Dreams About Your Crotch	laughsangiggles
Is Obsessed With Your 5 Year Old Cousin	tiaras_tantrums
Gets Horny Everytime Elton John Is Mentioned	kurisukun

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b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T16:11:00

2006-04-01T15:11:14Z

Discover your friends darkest sexual secrets! by Violet Black
Necrophile and maker of corpses.	tiaras_tantrums
Has a penchant for child pornography.	cherryscented__
Smears themselves in faeces on a regular basis.	kurisukun
Loves having their bunghole blasted.	loveheartbaby
Simply loves the cock.	laughsangiggles
Panty Thief	burning_on_4u
Masturbates with vegetables then cooks em up	burning_on_4u
Is down with this cos they LURVE animals	loveheartbaby
sucks da horse dong	cherryscented__
Becomes aroused by the smell of haddock.	tiaras_tantrums
Feels like chicken tonight	kurisukun
Username

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b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T16:08:00

2006-04-01T15:09:00Z

The Future of your LJ Friends by King_spaz383
Name (1st)
Age
Username
____ Will become famous	laughsangiggles
____ Will become a porn star	burning_on_4u
____ Will become president	kurisukun
____ Will become your Husband/Wife	loveheartbaby
____ Will become a hardcore rock and roll star	tiaras_tantrums
____ Will die of an STD	cherryscented__
____ Will end up in prison	burning_on_4u
____ Will become a rapist	kurisukun
____ Will become a flaming homosexual	laughsangiggles

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b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T15:58:00

2006-04-01T14:58:41Z

LMAO THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY

What have your friends secretly done to YOU? by glitterkitten
Username
Spat in your eggs & mayo	burning_on_4u
Peeked at you in the shower	laughsangiggles
Read your diary	tiaras_tantrums
Skrewed your mom	cherryscented__
Sleept under your bed for the past 2 months	kurisukun
Inpregnated your cat	loveheartbaby
Stole your panties and sold them on ebay	laughsangiggles
Farted on your pillow	kurisukun
Left your toilet seat up	loveheartbaby
Ate all your oreos	burning_on_4u
Peed in your room and enjoyed it	tiaras_tantrums

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b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T15:55:00

2006-04-01T14:56:33Z

What You Don't Know About Your Friends by Oblina
Username
Age
Favourite Color
Lucky Number
Birthday
The Whore	laughsangiggles
The Mob Boss	cherryscented__
The Cry-Baby	kurisukun
The Freak	loveheartbaby
The Backstabber	tiaras_tantrums
How Many Of Your Friends Secretly Hate You?	10
How Many Think Youre Sexy?	29

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Now we all know this isn't true....... lol, awk

b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T15:49:00

2006-04-01T14:49:31Z

Sex lives of my lj friends by chynafox
username
The one who likes their toes sucked	burning_on_4u
The one with the huge boobs	loveheartbaby
The one who needs viagra	kurisukun
The one who likes to watch	laughsangiggles
The one who likes it from behind	cherryscented__
The gay one	tiaras_tantrums
The virgin	burning_on_4u
The one who likes orgies	tiaras_tantrums
The one who wears a rubber mask	loveheartbaby
The one that likes pain	cherryscented__
The one who can go at it all night	kurisukun

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b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T15:43:00

2006-04-01T14:44:01Z

If all your friends were lesbians...(Live Journal) by starsatnoon
Username
Favorite Color
Lesbian Witch	laughsangiggles
Stone Butch	tiaras_tantrums
Toothless Lesbian	cherryscented__
Lipstick Lesbian	loveheartbaby
Drag King	burning_on_4u
The "Bi" chick	kurisukun
Lesbian Mom	laughsangiggles
Late Converter/ Divorcee	tiaras_tantrums
Coffee Shop Lesbian	burning_on_4u
Poet/Artist Lesbian	kurisukun

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b_saucy @ 2006-04-01T15:39:00

2006-04-01T14:39:52Z

What do Your friends think of you? by Kennynelson
Name/Nickname
Your best friend says	How can I live without you?
Your love interest says	you take my breath away!
Your friends say	You're one great friend
Your secret crush says	Why don't you ever notice me
Your enemy says	why do you always win?!!
The amount of true friends you have	24
the amount of enemies you have	45

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Friends

2006-03-30T17:12:00Z

What happened??????? everybody has grown apart, when is the last time we where all together?? we all have split up we all need to get back on track to the way we where during the summer come on people :-)

b_saucy @ 2006-03-30T16:31:00

2006-03-30T15:40:14Z

my daddys going to latvia tomorrow, an i have to mind my poor sick sister, awk, i haven't stopped all day i have been everywhere today i'm shattered